President Joe Biden Defecates On Himself While Meeting With Pope
On Friday, Joe Biden met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Mysteriously, the TV feed was abruptly cut off by officials, and video of Biden speaking with the Pope never made it to viewers. I did happen to see Jack Posobiec’s tweet about the incident on Friday, but I had since long forgotten about it.
Later on Saturday evening, news began to break that Biden had reportedly lost control of his bowels and was rushed to the bathroom by his staff. The story has been corroborated by multiple sources, and there appears to be mounting evidence that the 78-year-old demented politician did defecate himself while at the Vatican.
At 9 PM on Saturday, Catturd dared Twitter to make the poop go viral:
Trend it …… #PoopyPantsBiden
I Dare You … ���
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) October 31, 2021
By 10:38 PM easter, #PoopyPantsBiden was #1 trending on Twitter.
The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an “bathroom accident” at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving.
I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) October 30, 2021
This is not the first time that there were rumors about the clearly mentally incompetent Biden losing control of his bowels. Last month, reporters were suddenly shoved out of the oval office after he defecated in his pants while meeting with UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, according to some reports. In July, Biden certainly seems to have said “My butt’s been wiped” when answering a reporter’s question.
There has been increasing concern for the past few years that Biden has a case of worsening dementia, and many psychiatrists agree.
Even if true, it would not be the most embarrassing thing that Biden has done to harm the once-great reputation of the united states. Within the past few weeks, he has overseen the most pathetic military withdrawal failure in history, he has supported spying on everyone’s bank accounts and proposed giving illegal aliens 450k dollars in reparations. Perhaps Biden has fulfilled his one major campaign promise: To unite us all. Little did he know that we’d all be uniting against him.
Let’s go, Brandon!